Sunday, March 06, 2005

There is a God after all

Randy White will not be seeking re-election! Huzzah!

ABBOTSFORD, B.C. - Conservative Member of Parliament Randy White says he will not seek re-election so he can focus on ruining the Conservative Party from the outside personal issues and cruising Clearbrook Road in Abbotsford a pet cause.

Well, isn't that too bad. I suspect I am not the only one who thinks the chances of a Conservative Party victory in the next election just got a little better (not to mention, the combined IQ of the Party just rose 10%).

White, an MP for the last 12 years, says he wants to fight for the rights of crime victims full time.

Why couldn't you have focused on this "pet cause" twelve months ago instead of running your mouth like a fekkin' dumb bass???

The Abbotsford, B.C. MP says he's running with his tail between his legs leaving on his own terms and is not being pushed out by the party.

It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that his rakehell-ian comments derailed the incredible momentum swing which Conservatives were enjoying at the time. Oh no, of course not.

If Randy White had been running in any riding other than the Bible Belt and Conservative Stronghold of B.C. that is Abbotsford, he probably would have been given a pink slip by voters. I am positive that even there, a great number of people cringed while pulling the lever for him. I would have certainly left that polling station with a foul taste in my mouth.

I hope he does well in the future, really I do. He was a good MP and served with honour. But his ill-timed comments really make it hard for me to shed a tear over his resignation.