"Colorful" just doesn't quite describe it

From Sir Banagor (Warning: extreme bad language alert):

The United Nations is a rotten fucking festering swamp of inane bureaucrats over which I wouldn’t cry a goddamned tear if they were tortured to death on live TV and then had their heads cut off because, you see, that isn’t an “atrocity” to me at all – and my political views should be just as valid as theirs.

Or maybe they aren’t, because I don’t sit in that august body of corruption and filth.

You've got to read the whole thing. To call it "Colorful" is certainly accurate, but doesn't really do it justice.

"Sheer Brilliance", is perhaps more appropriate.