Oh Clinton, you crack me up

Bill Clinton was in Toronto today promoting his autobiography. The Lefty socialist scumbags at the "Centre of the Universe" were, of course, enthralled by his visit. Naturally, the CBC has to add their little spin to the story. Their Headline reads:

Clinton would have believed Blix over U.S. intelligence aboutWMDs

Since everyone knows that our god Hans Blix was looking out for everyone's best interests while searching Iraq for WMD's! The money quote from the article has be this little gem from Clinton:

"I certainly would have believed it enough to put (the war) off and try to build more support," he said, referring to getting more support from the international community before invading Iraq.
"I mean, what was the hurry?" asked Clinton, who was in Toronto to sign copies of his memoir My Life.

What was the hurry? What was the hurry??????? WHAT WAS THE HURRY?????????????? Hmmm, lemme think here... uhhh... what was the hurry? Oh, how about this? or this? How about trying to make up for the fact that we didn't intervene while this was going on???
What was the hurry? Jeebus Criminy! The fact that four hundred UN resolutions bogged down any attempt at stopping Saddam wouldn't contribute to "the hurry" now, would it? Oh no, and all the best intelligence from the US, UK, and EVEN RUSSIA said the threat posed by Saddam was real... but that's not important to you, is it??? You stupid ignorant spineless twerp! I wonder if the twenty five million Iraq's that are free from a tyrant could offer up any reason for "the hurry". If you had read the freakin' warning signs, maybe something could've been done sooner. But instead, you're signing books in T.O. which describe the terrible anguish and laments you feel over getting a blowjob in the Oval Office. Bill Clinton: you are a grade "A" Assclown.

"What was the hurry". Sheesh.