Not anymore, asshat!

On the Red Cross document, Saddam listed his occupation as "Republic's President."

That's a BOOOOOOLLLLLLLD Statement! hehehe. When I first read this, my thought was "not anymore, you rat bastard!". So my question is this, what should Saddam have written as his occupation? There will be a prize for the answer I think is the funniest. Leave your suggestion in the comments, or email me! I like "El Spiderman: Allah's super hero of spider hole filth", or "Shunt stain on the ass of humanity".

But you can come up with better... I know you can!