Monday, April 30, 2007

Drunken fool eats his own tongue.

M'heh. This is too good not to share:

An intoxicated man ate a portion of his own tongue on the weekend before police could stop him. The man was involved in an altercation at a downtown Vancouver bar Saturday, where he apparently bit through his tongue after being punched, said

Const. Howard Chow. Police arrived to find the man bleeding from the mouth, part of his tongue mostly severed. An ambulance was called.

Before police could intervene, the grabbed some nearby chicken and ate it, along with the chunk of tongue.

You couldn't make this stuff up.