Saturday Quote of the Day

...if that bastard ever walks again, he will roll out of the hospital and straight to the news cameras parked at the front door with a redeemed zeal for seat belt jihad like you never saw before.

-William J. Beck of Two--Four

Update 6:35pm - QOTD #2:

This is a statement of such pristine and perfect idiocy that it surely must be emblazoned in stone across the entrance to the Physics Imbecile wing of the Moron Museum of Natural History.

-Bill Whittle of Eject! Eject! Eject!