Starbucks Monstrosity

In the land of the Great White North, there ain't a lot of Starbucks around here. But I remember hangin' at the 'Bucks in Abbotsford with Pei, doing Effective Teaching homework and other such nonsense.
Hey Pei, did you ever have an experience like this guy?
It's like that old story about the guy who goes to Mcdonalds and orders fries, and the waitress asks "would you like fries with that?"
Sheesh!