Now for something a little different...

I was foraging through the blogosphere when I came across Says Uncle. He tells of an exchange between his doctor, his-self, and his wife:

Doctor: [Explaining the procedure known as an episiotomy to me and the Mrs.]

Me: That don’t sound like it’s appeasing any damn body.

The Mrs.: Just keep your mouth shut.

Hehehehe! You don't need to know what episiotomy means to get the joke, but in case you're interested: dictionary.com.
If you don't get it... well, that's okay Yammers, you're still my friend! hehehe.