Where, oh where, has my Asylum gone, where, oh where, can she be?

I wish the Asylum would update her blog more regularily. Not only so I can hear about all the craziness she's getting into, but also to hear a first hand perspective of life in Taiwan. What's the political situation like? Is the crime rate high? What is Taiwan's role in the world? How is the relationship with China right now?

Inquiring Canadians want to know!