New and Interesting Ways to Hurt Myself

My second last day before goin' to Winnipeg... and I succeeded in hurting myself multiple times! The worst was when my vacuum hose wacked me in the nose... pushing the frame of my glasses into my nose! I honestly thought I had broken my nose, it hurt so bad. I hopped up and down, cussing silently in my head and rubbing my wounded schnoz. The self-inflicted blow resulting in an inch-long cut, which bled rather profusely until it finally clotted several minutes later! And then, about twenty minutes later, I introduced my vacuum wand to the side of my head! Man.. I can't wait for my vacation.